Hello humans, my name is Benedict Cucumberpatch and I live in the Uk with my lady human. I like cucumber, sleeping, running around and snuggling in my blanket.

My human is blogging my pictures for me because I like to try to eat the keyboard.

Name: Benedict (Ben) Cucumberpatch
Age: Nearly 2 years
Breed: Pink-eyed shorthaired white
Likes: His blanket, Snuggling, being noisy, licking everything
Dislikes: Waking up, leaving his blanket, anything really involving not being in the blanket

Benedict's Cucumberpatch

Hello Humans, my name is Benedict Cucumberpatch, and I am spoilt.

I was lying on my back reading a book with Ben on my tummy, and this is how he decided to sleep. :3 I love this furry little idiot.

drams-and-grams:

The worst thing is when people start talking about dogs or cats and then you bring up your guinea pigs and you kind of wonder if it’s weird?  Like, guinea pigs aren’t as mainstream?  But come on, the boss of our house weighs two pounds and has strong feelings about vegetables, tell me that’s not hilarious.

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JUDGING U

(via guineapiggies)

Check it out » Livestream Today~

piggieproblems:

Hey guys! I’m going to be making a pixel animation today (like the one I did of Elsa Pig) and would like to invite you all to the Livestream! I have my mic, so I’ll be able to chat with you guys as I work. That way we can talk about piggies (and whatever else lol), you can watch me do art, and…

He was insistent that it was not time to get up

guinea pig owner's conversations

  • me: what's up?
  • pig: WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK
  • me: huh?
  • pig: WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK
  • me: you want food??
  • pig: WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK
  • me: you already have food!
  • pig: WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK
  • me: don't give me that sass!!
  • pig: WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK
  • me: fine be that way!! geez!!!
  • pig: WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK

Check it out » Donate to Manchester Dog's Home following the fire

Last night, someone appears to have deliberately set fire to the Manchester Dogs home. The home normally keeps around 200 unwanted dogs who are waiting for rehoming, and last night at least 50 of them were killed . I’m not sure how many of you are in the UK, but this is so, so sad.

This breaks my heart. More info here: https://twitter.com/manchdogs